hold WASD aim • SPACE jump • E mega laser • M music V voice
TRACKING…
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♪ Horsey See Seahorse See Horse Sea — shaboingboings ♪ the official battle anthem ♪
HORSEY SEE SEAHORSE
…see horse sea. A real-time 1v1 knight duel on a beach chessboard, where the sand meets the sea.
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Jump like a knight (that L-shape thing). Land on the seahorse to CLOP it. No cooldowns — hop till you drop.
Lasers lock on over 15s; every enemy hop shaves yours 10%. At 100% press E: MEGA LASER, slow-mo, glory. Drain their whole bar (9 clops) to win. HOLD a direction, SPACE to leap: W+D = two forward one right · W alone = random side.
hold WASD aim the L
SPACE jump
E fire mega laser
M music V voice P pause
soundtrack: “Horsey See Seahorse See Horse Sea” by shaboingboings —
the sacred text (local MP3 jukebox; synth cover fallback)